Front of card is a 4-panel illustration, reading:

Panel 1: "What did you get me for my birthday?"
"I can't tell you."

Panel 2: "Why not?"

Panel 3: "Oh my God! Help me!"

Panel 4: "It's a secret."

Inside reads: "Happy birthday."

Card measures 5" x 7". Includes coordinating envelope.

Made by The Mincing Mockingbird in Los Angeles.